“What’s up?”

“How life?”

“How you doing?”

“I’m hungry. I want food”

“Uuuh….”

“Suuuure, why not?”

“Haha, idiot.” (in the joking way)

“Why?”

“Lalala *insert song lyrics here* Babababa~” (sings to self too often)

“I really need to start my homework” … hours later… “Nevermind. I don’t feel like it.”